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icamebackforthemusic:

yeigar:

YOU KNOW WHATS HORRIBLE, WHEN YOU HAVE A CRUSH. NOT A FUCKING “OOH ID PUT MY CHIP IN THEIR DIP” BUT A FUCKING CRUSH THATS SO STRONG THAT YOU CAN IMAGINE THEM HUGGING YOU FROM BEHIND, AND PUTTING THEIR FACE TO YOUR BACK OR NECK.  THEIR LITTLE SLEEP SOUNDS AND THEIR DISGUSTING MORNING BREATH THAT YOU DON’T MIND BECAUSE YOUR CRUSH IS THAT FUCKING STRONG

Did not need this right now

Well fuck everything

thewordsofclayton:

sirtarantino:

a guy walked into the board room and said

"hi sweetheart if you could fix me up a coffee real quick im meeting with the regional reports manager in like five minutes, thanks darling"

and i just stared at him and coldly said

"i am the regional reports manager"

we are now twenty minutes into this board meeting and i dont think i’ve ever seen a man look so embarrassed and afraid in my whole life

Good

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Anonymous

Anonymous asked:

1-20! Sorry I just couldn't pick one!

I’m still going to post this even though I’m late because I wanna. Also, I’m leaving the questions you were supposed to fill in blank—I encourage you to come back and ask those!

1. The meaning behind my URL
I use it everywhere to make it easy!

2. A picture of me

3. Tattoos I have
For some reason it won’t let me attach more than one picture… It’s an infinity with a little Mickey Mouse head silhouetted in the bottom left curve, and “A DREAM IS A WISH YOUR HEART MAKES” in Disney font across the whole thing. I’ll post a picture of it following this ask!

4. Last time I cried and why
Today because I was stressed and worried.

5. Piercings I have
Just a standard pair in my ears.

6. Favorite Band
SO many! Linkin Park, Yellowcard, Evanescence, Disturbed, to name a few.

7. Biggest turn off(s)
Poor hygiene, over-all or generally (but excessively) bad people, narcissism…

8. Top 5 (insert subject)
(This one’s you!)

9. Tattoos I want
You’ll know once I have them!

10. Biggest turn on(s)
Kindness, intelligence, mutual attraction…

11. Age
Well I guess the 50s and 60s were pretty cool—I like their music! Victorian also looks neat; and the Renaissance…

12. Ideas of a perfect date
I am so easy to please. Seriously, so long as we’re both having fun, it doesn’t have to be some big, expensive, extravagant thing. So long as everyone is happy and having a great time, any date can be a perfect date!

13. Life goal(s)
AUTHORRR.

BEST. SELLING. AUTHORRR.

MARINE BIOLOGIST. PHOTOGRAPHER.

TRAVEL THE WORLD

ACHIEVE HAPPINESS

14. Piercings I want
I’m seriously considering more in my ear(s).

15.RELATIONSHIP STATUS
-Clears throat-

-Elsa voice-
I’M FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

16. Favorite movie
Actually, now that I mention it, SO MANY—but Frozen is definitely one of them! How to Train Your Dragon, Rise of the Guardians, Twister, Hayao Miyazaki/Ghibli movies (ALL oF ThEM), Cowboy Bebop The Movie, The Crow, The Day After Tomorrow…I’m a bit of a movie buff.

17. A fact about my life
It is a life.

18. Phobia
"An irrational fear of some eight-legged little shits that ruin my life but I realize are a natural and needed piece of the world and nature and balance and shit.
But I don’t have to like it.”

19. Middle name
Something super top secret and very important.

20. Anything you want to ask
(This one is for you, too!)

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