dampsandwich: WHY CAN’T I FUCKING TELEPORT I AM SO FUCKING ANGRY
lynzave: my brother yelled “HOLLA” at me and he was like “you’re supposed to say holla back” and I immediately replied “I ain’t no holla back girl” and it’s an hour later and I’m still laughing
meladoodle: kittywhirlwind: meladoodle: dreams are really weird because you don’t question the reality of them at all. like you could be being chased by a giant banana mafia and the only thing on your mind is ‘fuck, we gotta get to a blender pronto’ Welcome to my life. you’re a member of the banana mafia?? FUCK i’m out
iamtonysexual: jonandtheon: jonandtheon: jonandtheon: MY BOOK IS LOCKED IN A CLASSROOMN RED ASLERT I TOLD THIS REALLY NICE KID WHO NEVER CAUSES TROUBLE AND HEREACHED INTO HIS BACKPACK AND PULLED OUT A KEYCHAIN WITH KEYS TO THE CLASSROOM AND UNLOCKED IT FOR ME?? update i asked him why he had those keys and he said “its not important” im so lost He’ll be vital to your quest later,...
lieutenantsulu: satans-nipples: i put headphones in 20 minutes ago and forgot to play music: a novel by me #apparently this song has been on repeat for a half hour and never noticed: the sequel
Anonymous asked: Stop being such a stereotypical 90s kid it makes you look dumb. :P JK
gerardwei: **REMINDER TO NOT TOUCH COSPLAYERS WITHOUT THEIR PERMISSION AND DON’T ASK FOR PICTURES WHEN THEY’RE EATING**
Anonymous asked: I agree with not changing Pokemon. "If it ain't broke, Don't fix it!" Is my motto for that!
2008: wow I was so stupid last year
2009: wow I was so stupid last year
2010: wow I was so stupid last year
2011: wow I was so stupid last year
2012: wow I was so stupid last year
2013: wow I was so stupid last year
to be continued
Anonymous asked: What do you think of that, Amara? Of the new Pokémon improved graphics? Personally, I think they should just leave it alone! XD
vibesflint: if i sing around you i am 150% comfortable with you because i fucking hate my singing voice
best-of-funny: cokeflow: tumblr has defiled my sense of humor and now I’m on this new tier of humor that no one in real life understands X
analmermaidprincess: analmermaidprincess: What a beautiful afternoon to sit in my yard and drink a milkshake The boys… They have arrived….
inspectorclarke: Cosplayers don’t say “I love you” they say “SCISSORS SEWING WIGS FABRIC SCREW IT I’M USING DUCT TAPE” which roughly translates to “The con is tomorrow” and I think that’s beautiful.
biologytextbook: a support group for people who began using popular slang ironically but now cannot stop
scienceing: if you ever think that you’ve made a big mistake, just remember that in 1788 the Austrian army attacked itself and lost 10,000 men
deanisanactualprincess: kevinssecretplace4546: justanotherklainer: baptisms: do puppets realize they’re always being anally fisted i thought it said puppies and was concerned JEFF DUNHAM EVERYBODY
sweetdez: detrea: fuckyeahhugsandkisses: a-little-insane: the best part about being the little spoon while cuddling is being able to rub your butt against the person’s junk The best part about being the big spoon while cuddling is getting to rub your junk against the person’s butt The best part about the big spoon is that it lets me get bigger portions of ice cream as I cry alone in my...
floozys: hey followers is everyone feeling okay??? do you want some tea??? hot chocolate??? *puts in your favorite movie* *wraps you in fluffy blankets* *kisses your forehead* *whispers* i love you so much i just want everyone to be happy and safe
danceswithcosplayers asked: What's your favourite late night snack?